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What is up with my sister? [Apr. 19th, 2005|01:40 am]
[mood |distresseddistressed]

Ok, so today my sister doesn't come home from work till like 10pm and she got out at 8pm. My parents are really weird folk and they want her to ask if she can whipe her ass practically just how they were with me only not as severe. Annyways, so my mom starts freaking out thinking she was getting kidnapped or raped or whatever other most horrible thing that could happen to a 16 year old.. so we drive all over town in search of her car. we called the police to see if there was an accident, we called her boyfriend who claims to not have seen her all day after school. K, so we are driving home and when we get there Danielle is walking into the house. My mom calls after her but she just keeps on walking in. We finnaly get her cornered just to ask her what the hell is goin on, and she looks as if she has been crying for hours. Apparently she had been sitting in her car at Utown road or soemthing like that for the last 2 hours. She wont tell us whats wrong and claims that "she hates herself" for what i have no idea. I suspect that she has lost her virginity and is regretting it seeing how she was raised in a christian environment. But that's just my speculation. I do know though for a fact that she has or gets condoms form the teen clinic. But if you ask me, what do you need condoms for unless you are using them?

I really wish she would tell us what's wrong, or at least me. Im her freakin big bro for shits sake. I've helped her outta troubled times before and i can do it again. What do you guys think? What should i do?
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STUPID WHORES! [Apr. 11th, 2005|01:19 am]
[mood |amusedamused]

lol ok so this post I dedicate to stupid whores. Number one on the list, is my ex. Here's the scoop: I was driving to work and I was on the freeway and my truck runs outta gas (not again!). So I coast it the rest of the way and running it on fumes until I get to the nearest gas station, and wouldn't you know it, but fate has it, its the infamous Chevron. Little background to the worseness of the chevron mentality: my ex has just about a career of Chevron and used to work at this one. This is a place for most of her strange, incompetent friends to hang out. Granted, I don't have much against them, but I didn't want them blabbing to my ex about me and my new sexy girlfriend, just to keep the shit meter down. Also because I'm not that much of an asshole to go rub in an ex's face about my newfound happyness with someone else, even if the ex doesn't mind doing that to me. But anywho! Bottom line is I still have consideration for other's feelings. So luckily, I'm in my truck and getting ready to go, and Danielle is getting into her jeep when who would you guess shows up? The ex and her sister. And they start yelling at cussing at danielle and we just smiled and waved and drove off. I had to go to work, and Danielle fled to her sister's that was nearby. And those crazy bitches followed her. STUPID WHORES!

Second up, I found this site on the internet where these guys scam girls into having sex with them so they can have their profitable "adult film industry" site up and cumming. oops? did i actually make that typo? lol oh well its staying. hahaha. So the scam is that they get these girls by telling them it's for a modeling gig, and the first day they have the interview (fully clothed). Then they have a follow up on the second day with the girls modeling in various outfits. By the third day they have convinced their feeble minds into thinking that the real money in modeling is in the adult entertainment.  So they film a session and at the end of one of the sessions the model asks if she will be comming in tommaro for more work and they tell (as she has a freshly unloaded cock in her face, mind you) that they will keep her as a consideration BOOM smile fades and the look of "oh my god, i just got totally fucked" face surfaces. hahahahhaha priceless to see the expression ona  whore's face when she realizes that she is, indeed, a STUPID WHORE!
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Yay! I just got up and it's the afternoon again! [Apr. 10th, 2005|01:03 pm]
[mood |hornyhorny: WOMAN! WOMAN!!]

So I have this journal now, I suppose that means I post whatever's on my mind in here or something to that nature. I'll make it fun cause I know most people's journals are boring, but have no fear, I'm too random for anything I write to make you wanna drown yourself in a bucket of spegghetti. On that note, so I had this dream last night anda..eheh well I suppose I won't go into detail about it but it was some good woohoo'in fun...hehe YES..haha(YES YES! you know who you are hahaah)..MOVING ON.

well! anybody ever play mini golf, but I suppose the real question is: has anyone ever played it online? if not go to myspace and see the wonders...and prepare to have any ideas of making the PGA tour of the internet cause holes 17 and 18 are a rip! You'll see....YOU'LL ALL SEE!! Not only is the game a trip but the music is to die for lol...
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I have a song [Apr. 10th, 2005|01:53 am]
[mood |thirstyWant some Guinness...]

Ima rambler ima gambler ima long ways from home
and if you dont like me well then leave me alone.
ill eat when im hungry and ill drink when im dry,
if the moonshine dont kill me ill live till i die.

And that's just the chorus! Isn't that wonderful!? Makes me feel like bustin' out a 6 pack of Guinness Draft and pounding them! mmmmmmmmm....Guinness Draft..*drools* although it's very filling, it is beyond beleif that it is my favorite brew.
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